THE PATTIE PARTY

The hamburgers were having a party.

An evening of meat and greet.

Big Mac with his special sauce,

Welcomed patties from every street.

The hall was majestically decorated.

The chandeliers looked grand.

Ground Beef and the Spatulas,

Was the house rockin’ band.

Girls were dressed in their finest condiments,

And had gorgeous frying pan eyes.

Their buns were well proportioned,

Round in shape, and just the right size.

The boys wore poppy seed suits,

With whopper neckties.

Patties on the grill were flipping,

Over the well dressed guys.

It was a spectacular gala.

A good time was relished by all.

And the hamburgers were already planning,

Their next big Meat Ball.

Michael D. Schafer

© March 13, 2017