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Our Robot Dog
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, May 18, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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The nuts and bolts of an AI canine.
OUR ROBOT DOG We have a robot dog. He’s programmed to obey. His function is to be a guard dog, And chase bad guys away. He sounds mean and viscous, But one problem came to light. It turns out his megabark, Is worse than his megabyte. Michael D. Schafer © April 29, 2017

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Reviews of "Our Robot Dog"

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on May 21, 2017

Oh Michael..you really are moving into the world of technology...do you need " woof-fi " ? have a great day..

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 19, 2017

That is one largemouth dog! ;-)

All dogs are robots. Have you noticed that you can beat, starve and neglect a dog and it will still predictably wag its tail and lick your face if you approach it as if programmed "not to harm."

Ron

Reviewed by William Munsell

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

Thanks for another megalaugh

Reviewed by Darkest Angel

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

LOL! Better keep looking behind you when that robot dog falls behind barking, and keep a stick. Nice work Michael.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

Most dogs do a lot of barking, but often they are less menacing then they look, nice one Michael xo

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

Such a good doggy!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

It will deter people when they hear him bark.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

Not good. What you need is a dark with a megabyte. Still, the megabark often is enough to do the job. John

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on May 18, 2017

Sounds like my Maltese. His bark is high-pitched and annoying. I'm considering ear plugs. A muzzle? No. But maybe for robot dog.

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