DR. SLUMBER’S SCHOOL OF SLEEP

If you’re having trouble sleeping,

No matter how many counted sheep,

Then you need to enroll at,

Dr. Slumber’s School of Sleep.

You can fall asleep in class,

And earn yourself straight A’s.

At Dr. Slumber’s School of Sleep,

You’ll be yawning with praise.

Every student graduates,

With a REM degree.

They leave with their dreams,

And sleep peacefully.

In no time at all you’ll learn,

How to fall asleep with ease.

Dr. Slumber’s school makes sleeping,

As easy as learning you’re ABZzzz’s

Michael D. Schafer

© July 26, 2017