A MODERN DAY WITCH

She’s a modern day witch,

Technology-wise.

She rides a solar powered broom,

As she flies through the skies.

She has a spell-phone,

To make and take calls.

She uses a computer,

Instead of crystal balls.

She uses the  “WickedWitchesWeb,”

When she’s on the internet.

She goes straight to Cackle,

To shop at “The Witches Outlet.”

Anything a witch could want,

She can get online.

With the netherworld at her fingers,

Being wicked is divine.

If she has problems with a potion,

Or trouble with a spectre,

She turns to her computer,

And uses the spell checker.

She has a modern kitchen,

Everything is shiny and new.

She bakes poison apple pies,

And makes eye of newt stew.

Yes, she’s a modern day witch,

Technology-wise.

But it’s safety first on her broom,

She never texts while she flies.

Michael D. Schafer

© May 4, 2017