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My Seat
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, October 6, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It can't be beat.

 MY SEAT

 

Wherever I go,

I carry my seat.

Padded for comfort,

It can’t be beat.

 

The seat I carry,

Goes everywhere.

Made just for me,

It’s my derriere.

 

It’s custom molded,

One of a kind.

I’m looking forward,

To my behind.

 

With ample cushion,

There’s no need to grouse.

No butts about it,

It’s the best seat in the house.

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© July 27, 2013


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 Reviews of "My Seat"
Reviewed on October 17, 2018
Thank you for this light hearted poem. Thankful for a padded seat.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on October 15, 2018
You gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 8, 2018
It sure is… Your foundation for sure.

You made me remember the time on a cruise when I went on a land excursion in the Cayman Islands. My folding wheelchair had a foam cushion put on top to save my butt. But when we arrived back, the men of the tour quickly grabbed me and lifted me out of the van seat and dropped me in my folding chair. I was grateful for their help, but they didn't know I had the foam cushion and it soon left with the tour van. About 15 matters later, as I was being pushed around, my butt started to get sore. By the time we got back on the ship and I was back in my electric wheelchair, the pain was unbearable. Never got that cushion back.

I guess my seat, unlike yours, has totally lost its cushion… And its mind?

Ron

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on October 8, 2018
As expected from you. Another really funny humorous poem.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 7, 2018
Heh.Heh . . . You got it right with every word. Again it is you against words, and you carry it off superbly.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 6, 2018
No ifs, ands, or buts about it; this piece is certainly the butt of a joke or else I'm skating on the seat of my pants.

Reviewed on October 6, 2018
What fun! I got such a kick out of reading this! You are some kind of word magician!! Thanks for the smiles!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on October 6, 2018
LOL!!! No butt is the same as another, it is good to have a seat custom-made for oneself.

Sandie


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