A MONSTER’S SMILE

Has your scary smile lost its fright?

Are you a monster who needs dental care?

Then go where all the monsters go

To ensure their smiles still scare.

Dr. Ghastly is the dentist to see.

His office is located at 2626 Gnawing Lane.

He treats monsters every day.

And only a few don’t feel any pain.

He keeps your teeth from growing straight.

He’ll make sure you have bad breath.

Dr. Ghastly guarantees your chompers,

Will scare mere mortals half to death.

He’ll keep your fangs razor sharp,

So they can rip and shred.

He’ll make sure your smile is gruesome,

And ready to spread fear and dread.

He can fill a monster cavity,

Or fit you with a monster crown.

Dr. Ghastlty will even stain your teeth,

In ugly shades of yellow and brown.

So if you’re a monster who needs dental care.

If your smile’s no longer a fright.

Dr. Ghastly can fix anything,

From a broken fang to an ogre-bite.

Michael D. Schafer

© December 8, 2018