I am so hungry.

I want something to eat.

Do I want something salty?

Do I want something sweet?

Do I want something small?

Or do I get something Jumbo?

Do I get some soup?

Or do I get some gumbo?

I can’t make up my mind as to what I should put in my mouth.

Do I drive east or west, or north or south?

Do I go through the drive thru and get something quick?

Or do I sit down and order it.

I just can’t seem to pick.

My stomach is telling me to get something, but I don’t know where to go.

Going home to cook a meal would be so very slow.

Do I just walk through the mall and go to Chic-A-Fila?

Please tell me what to do and what I should order today.

Do I go to Pizza Hut or Hardee’s and order a heart attack,

Or go to that nasty McDonald’s and order fries and a big mac?

I could call and wait on Dominoes but they drive way to slow,

I could go down to KFC and get a bucket of chicken I know.

I could go eat at a Mexican restraunt and be up all night too,

Or go run to Arby’s and get me a roast beef with Au Jus.

But I’ve got to make my mind up.  Lunch break is almost through.

Well, crap, here it is nine o’clock, I took up all of suppertime too.