-------------------- so it started out innocent enough a bit of curiosity, i presumed a question of when i last cut my furious locks
oh i don’t know i’m not fond of someone standing with scissors over my head a little joke
you know you really ought to cut “that hair” "that hair?" what's up with "that hair?"
i don’t want to cut my hair simple, honest reply not the outta my face reply that is slipping off the tip of my tongue
well, you know, as you get older (ok her ten seconds of bravery here are gonna get her killed) you ought to have a shorter “doo” (soon your gonna have a shorter life)
really? well, i don’t care for short hair on myself that is it’s not me
but your hair is a bit long and . . . go ahead, say it mz. manners . . . it's a bit curly . . . cut the crap . . . it's curly wild and uniquely unstyled unkempt uncouth and i look like the unblessed come infrom a raging storm i'm still smiling
a shorter “doo” would be more appropriate dignified for someone your age
MY AGE DIGNIFIED you are basing my dignity on your critique of my hair i don’t consider that fair or reasonable you're float'en on half-a-bubble, lady and i'm about ready to pop the other half
it is not my nature to claw so i make another minor attempt at humor my students love my hair in the wind wacky hair, they like to say
humor ignored i’m broadsided by another blow why do you do you always wear jeans? so you want me to jump right into a pair of polyesters to dignify my age
they’re above my belly button so let’s not go there clench teeth walk away while i’m still laughing and she’s still breathing
jeanne rene 7/03
Want to review or comment on this poem?
Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Reviews of "If Maury Povich calls, I'm not home!"
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2004
You're the one who lives with your hair, not the hairdresser. She probably just wanted you to cut it short so she'd have more business.
Hahahaha this is so real...I do hate when hair dressers try to
tell you what to do and how to do it..I have my own style..the
heck with them...I loved your comebacks....floria
Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
tell you what to do and how to do it..I have my own style..the
heck with them...I loved your comebacks....floria
Love this line:
'and i look like the unblessed come in from a raging storm'