I used to know this motherf***er–
name Marvin.

I used to play D&D with this motherf***er–
name Marvin.

I used to drink and smoke weed with this motherf***er–
name Marvin.

You know I did it cause I stuck two fingers in it–
this motherf***er Marvin.

You were there in the chair with a blank stare–
this motherf***er Marvin.

And now he hates me.
He f***in’ hates me.
He really hates me!

D&D Marvin,
drink and smoke weed Marvin,
two fingers Marvin,

You were there, you were there–
in the chair, in the chair–
blank stare, blank stare–
you were there–
this motherf***er Marvin.

I used to watch VHS with this motherf***er–
name Marvin.

I used to eat at Big Boy’s with this motherf***er–
name Marvin.

I used to stomp around the woods with this motherf***er–
name Marvin.

You know I did it cause I stuck two fingers in it–
this motherf***er Marvin.

And now he hates me.
He f***in’ hates me.
He really hates me!

VHS Marvin.
Big Boy’s Marvin.
The f***in’ woods Marvin.

You were there, you were there–
in the chair, in the chair–
blank stare, blank stare–
you were there–
this motherf***er Marvin.

I used to know this motherf***er–
name Marvin.