These nuts-
these dookified nuts.
I dip them in your chilli,
for an extra layer of crust.

I blow on it gently-
let the peas and peppers dry up.
Pry it off with my thumbnail,
for a dookified chilli cup.

I fill it with M&M's-
make about ninety-nine.
Leave them in motel rooms,
to appreciate their time.

These nuts-
these dookiefied nuts.
I rest them on your chin,
then hang the pic at Star Bucks.

Maybe one, or maybe two-
or maybe just a few.
Hang one at your job,
and definitely at your school.

Then write a poem about it-
I laugh, then horribly fart.
These dookiefied nuts'
that's how it all starts.