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The Mistletoe Sage
by Bob Findlay → (All Poetry by Bob Findlay)
Tuesday, December 6, 2016 Not rated by the Author.

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A poem about an unfortunate Xmas incident.

The mistletoe was too low. It got stuck in my hair. As I ripped it away I pretended not to care. I still managed to get a kiss from the girl. My first proper kiss Made my bleeding head swirl. Fifteen years later I married that lass. I hated her parents. They thought I was crass I did all of the chores. I thought I was brave. How was I to know I�d been turned into a slave? Under the mistletoe one Xmas With my usual Xmas frown A badly made beam Came crashing down. It hurt us both badly And hit with such force That it ended up In a nasty divorce. So after this long saga I�m sure that you will see Why I hate mistletoe

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