Hospital Attire
One of the things that gets me down
Is wearing an official hospital gown.
In some hospital room you strip bare
and put on this silly gown to wear
You’ll notice the garment has a lack
Of material enough to close the back
but the staff does not seem to care
about your exposed derriere
Its hard to feel debonair
With butt cheeks hanging in the air.
When you go strolling down the aisle
you’ll flash everyone a vertical smile
I must say in my defense
I have better fashion sense
So I’d ask you all, “Cut me some slack
and please ignore my exposed crack .”
W. Munsell 2019
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That hospital gown certainly seems to be a butt of disagreement. But we all come in our birthday suits and should be proud of them. We should just, "grin and bare it all." I think the whole problem is that we tend to let ourselves go so that we are embarrassed by our own bodies. Don't blame that on the gown. Confess and let it all hang out.
My physical condition has made me pretty exposed most of the time. Not at all embarrassed over it anymore.
Ron
Ed, Unfortunately undies were not an option,
John D, "Bun cover" (cute) covers are a great idea but I doubt medicare would "Cover" the costs
Michael, Too funny as always your way with words is amazing'
John H. Thanks, for the laugh your comment brought
Jerry, Me too
I bet they could charge an extra 5-10 for a special bun cover.
But what would we have to talk about after the visit was over?
Loved the humor!
John Michael