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Misfit
by William E Munsell → (All Poetry by William E Munsell)
Tuesday, October 2, 2018    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Having some fun at a friends dilemma. Or, "If the bra don't fit, don't wear it{. a

Misfit

 

An ad on TV rated this new bra the best
So the lady went out and bought several to test
But after trying them on they just didn’t fit right
They were too loose in some places and in others too tight

Yes wearing the new bra was really a pain
When she returned them she had to explain
It wasn’t about the size of the cup
These new bras they were selling just didn’t stack up

 

 

W, Munsell

10/2018

 


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 Reviews of "Misfit"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 4, 2018
Not very well stacked, that's for sure! 

"What do men know about bras anyway," Howard Hughes

Ron

Reviewed on October 3, 2018
I hate bras! I wish I didn't have to wear them. I think all women think the same way. Bras are expensive! The good ones have fake boobs. The soft ones you wear them like nothing, might as well not wear them at all. Save money and time.

Sandie

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on October 3, 2018
Maybe she should've tried them on backwards. When all else fails, there's always the halter top.


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