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Two Thousand Pieces
by William E Munsell → (All Poetry by William E Munsell)
Sunday, December 13, 2020    Rated "G" by the Author.
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We are doing a lot of puzzles while we wait for a Covid cure. Some bigger than others.

 

Two Thousand Pieces 

 

Two Thousand pieces

What was I thinking

When I got talked into doing it

I must have been drinking

 

Two thousand pieces

spread all over the place

The house is a mess

it’s a real disgrace

 

Two thousand pieces

our table’s too small

we don’t have enough room

to display them all.

 

One Thousand 900 pieces

on each flat surface and more

the rest are in hiding

Some on the floor.

 

Two thousand pieces

two weeks have gone by

we still are not finished

I want to sit here and cry

 

Two thousand pieces

we’re almost done

yes nearly finished

I can’t say it’s been fun

 

Two thousand pieces

We are in for a scare

we’re very worried

some might not be there

 

Two thousand pieces

the end of our grief

not a piece is missing

its such a relief

 

Two thousand pieces

you should take my advice

If you are thinking of starting

I’d think more than twice

 

Two Thousand pieces

What are you thinking

before you start in on it

I’d suggest drinking.

 

W. Munsell 2020

 


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 Reviews of "Two Thousand Pieces"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 15, 2020
A good bit of humor wrapped up in this one. It is been so long I have no idea what a 2000 piece puzzle is like. Most of the ones that I've seen fit on a card table. But there were some that fit on a dining room table where people didn't eat until the puzzle was over.

Thanks for the laugh.

Ron


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