Absolutely TRUE!

THE HUNGRY HORSE


I smiled as I sat down
for the Wedding Breakfast
opposite him
at the candlelit table
late last night

Precisely turned out in
crisp white colours
and pristine dog-tooth jacket,
he had the appearance of
a small Irish jockey:
His eyes roaming abstractedly
across the Field
waiting for the Start

Suddenly catching sight of
his sleeves with their
baubled cufflinks,
their naked-lady motifs
caught me by surprise

It was then that
his partner joined him:
Twice his size
in height and breadth,
she eye-balled him
with her bulging cleavage -
swinging breasts barely caught
into their halter-neck
like a couple of hay nets


Later, on the dance floor,
he lurched, lunged and kicked
whilst keeping a close eye
on the competition

- But he still looked hungry,
even though his own nosebag
was right in front of him...

The Hunt was on!