... I never know what kind of mood I'm in until I get here... Seems to be humour that's on a bit of a roll at the moment... must be my reflex-action to the darker nights and all the howlin that's goin on!! :)) xx
VENUS AND MARS
They were sixteen. She was humming as they sat holding hands on the five-barred gate: Only Women Bleed. Don’t sing that! he squirmed: a sign, perhaps, that Doctors and Nurses hadn’t quite been his favourite game during lunchtime breaks at Junior School. She should have seen it coming: he’d never get that women not only bleed, but block plug-holes with long-haired emotions, clog-up the toolbox with their unwieldy problems and will blunt a Panasonic Triple Blade instead of their Remington Ladyshave every single time. The very idea makes him nick his skin, plaster his chin in spots of blotting tissue.
Great immage appearing in my mind. Yet these days, I often cut my finger in the kitchen and loose more blood than my wife! But as for the hair down the plughole you got it there. Me? well I never have a bad hair day as you can tell!
Miller
The coming of age of young hearts and minds and the awakening not only of sexual knowledge but such simple things as body function differences between male and female is amazing. You brought this scene vividly to life Kate as you gave us a peak into mind and soul. Happy Halloween Sweet Kate.
hugs
fee
Great poetry Kate, I see you have your sense of humor and that is just such a blessing. You mix humor with serious issues...way to go!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Kate,
You handle this intermix of blood images and gender 'attributes' very deftly, the transferences are more real than the images themselves suggest...and are very witty.
and most enjoyable humor it is Kate -- I hope you remain in this frame of mind for a while -- you do it so well - peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2009
Naw, when we are sixteen we know only one thing, can we get a hand under that bra? The female sex at that age are years ahead of us guys, and some tend to believe you stay that far ahead of us, if you believe Oprah and the other yak shows. Somehow, someway though, we do seem to get it all together. Mars, uh huh . . .
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Women are from Venus & Men are from Mars. We're definitely not talking about astronomy here. (lol) Good one Kate.
I recall my son screaming, Mom, why do women bleend for seven days and never die"?
He'd just had a fight with Mariah. She and I recall this as priceless as well.
Glad to be back. Your humor is exactly what I missed.
Love,
Susan
can capture such a mood making it cozy. and familiar ;-)..
(((HUGS))) and love, karla.
But it is a whole 'nuther thing to hear the lid on the toolbox.......
Slam Shut! lol
Walt
Georg
hugs
fee
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
You handle this intermix of blood images and gender 'attributes' very deftly, the transferences are more real than the images themselves suggest...and are very witty.
John
you express it so well! :)
thanks for the smile pax A
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D