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Limericks crochetés: Once a Rigolo Tennisman won Wimbledon
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Saturday, May 26, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Works thrice but not the FOURTH...

Limericks crochetés : Once a Rigolo Tennisman won Wimbledon Once a Tennisman won Roland Garros Made a speech drowned in tears of rose Said : « Of all Tournaments Love this best – Compliments ! » Nation enveloped his heart with applause. Then he won the US tough Masters Made a speech that sounded like tweezers Said : « Of all Tournaments Love this best – Compliments ! » Nation loved watching twitching whiskers. Then the Ladies Man won Aussie Open Made a speech without keeping mouth open Said : « Of all Tournaments Love this best – Compliments ! » Nation kept its Heart all stripped open. Then Rigolo Tennisman won Wimbledon Made a speech on Central Court of London Said : « Of all Tournaments Love this best – Compliments ! » Nation rose as ONE : « Git the Hell…Ye Con ! » © T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

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