A satirical poke in the eye for men ! Jerry Haste Ye Back !
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I've got to admit,
most men's brains are in their trousers
when they see a chick,
its sex that's on their minds
and you will do alright
if you remember,
they are only after one thing
you might say
that there is nothing wrong with that
there's no harm in looking,
as long as you don't dare touch
they carve and notch
their conquests on their bedposts
the dirty mag at night,
gives them such thrills and delight
porn and sport you'll suffer and endure,
night after night,
it's always the same
oh yeh,
they love to flex their muscles and brag
and guzzle them shots down
from that whiskey jar
they spend half their life
languishing and fishing
obsessed they are
with football and baseball
their wife and girlfriend,
are their arm jewellery for the night
egotistical and arrogant,
they don't give a damn
and expect their wives
to satisfy all their demands
they order the dinner
to be ready in a trifle
don't trouble me junior,
I'm reading my newspaper
and don't bother asking
if I can walk the dog,
for I'm watching the soccer
and this game is life and death
I can't be bothered
to mow the lawn
for big Duke's coming round
to fix the car
too bad you thought once
he was special and unique
until you heard him
snoring all night
and his toes have dissapeared forever
under the paunch of his beer belly
he's no longer the man
you once knew before
quick to criticize
and always on your back
pray me to God
get rid of this swine
he's skint and broke,
and can't hold down a job
but he knows you always have
plenty bucks in your purse
he'll wine and dine you,
just to get you in bed
and when morning comes,
you won't see his tail or hide
they'll trick you and cheat you,
abuse and mistreat you
and leave you holding the baby
and then you'll remember
Mom's parting words
listen to me daughter
"All men are bastards "
Copyright by Peter Paton 2006
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I would love to have that bowl of jelly beans right now...geeez have to go buy me some NOW!!
Love Tinka
Thanks large for this eye-opening peek into the male world! Very well done; bravo!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Good grief!!!!!!! What an eye-opening piece of candy you've gifted the Den with. Powerfully written with a hard hitting message! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *applause*
Sage
You surely said it like it is Peter.
Great job!
Susan
Birgit and Roger
Don't expect the women to be as forthcoming, Peter!;-) You are a brave man! I enjoyed the humor(or is it) hahaha ;-)
eT