Inspired by an ad in the ‘Personals’ section of an extreme left-wing rag I picked in an effort to understand if the Kerry/Edwards “Two Americas” mantra held any truth. I guess it did in this case.
Male – middle-aged vegan,
career protester,professional
student, polyester-clad
anti-oil activist, despises capitalistic system
Seeks M/F Grounded,
hard-working professional,
w/money and car.
Will trade readings of
works by Karl Marx
in return for ride to work
at the ‘Palace of Beef’
restaurant, and cash for
pilgrimage to North Korea
via Iraq.
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