No Fear

Captain Fee’s three-masted schooner from Halifax town

Joined forces with Sir Walt and the good Lady Rose

An unlikely trio some might have said

To go after the Eds, SC and La Belle but who really knows

A new flag rose on all three ships of his growing fleet

Twas two boners crossed o’er a pussy’s face

And as the cannons boomed and desires loomed

They swore they would capture the treasured ones of lace

They sailed the dark of night, the light of day

Rutted and partied in each and every port of call

Captain Fee would cheer saying drink up your beer

The last laugh will be to see their knickers fall

Now they caught their foe round Cape Horn

Methinks in sight of that notorious Belly Isle

The cannons roared the emotions soared

Captain Fee’s fleet seemed lost for a while

He smiled to his crew said avast and stand tall

I have one surprise for one and all in the race

Surrender now to my command ye Eds old and young

 And we may allow ye to wear the silky lace

With wave of hand they would understand

Fore the fierce Storm Felix on the horizon stood

“What’s it to me will you surrender thee

now you know the power of the mighty Captain Fee!”