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Ho HO HO ...You Bet
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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I know Halloween isn't even over yet but I was sitting here looking for a topic and I caught my reflection in the mirror of my full beard growing in and thinking about my upcoming job this just had to come out...lol


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Ho Ho Ho…You bet!


 


By: F.L. (Perry)Claus


 


Yes, yes my beard is growing longer


Fluffier and more white than gray


Too soon the snowflake patterns


Will bring the children out to play


Now each day before the mirror


I must practice hard my ho ho ho’s


Find a little redder shade of rouge


To brighten up my cheeks and nose


Ensure my suit don’t smell of moth balls


Make sure my gloves are sparkly white


Better take them boots to get polished


Oh my don’t they look a dreadful sight


Make sure I do my deep knee bends


The kiddies need a comfy place to sit


You see I’m just one of Santa’s look a likes


But in the mall I’ll still be a hit!


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Ho HO HO ...You Bet"
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
I KNOW you will Sweetie! I am thrilled for you!
YOU will make an AWESOME Happy Santa Clause, for all good little boys and girls!
LOve this poem!
so heartfully spoken!
Lots of Love and Big Hugs, WArrior Purple Lady Sheeeoox
Have Fun! You will be a N A T U R A L! I'm so proud that you wanted too!

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
So cool, now that's a great job. You'll make a great santa for sure. You have those Santa's eyes. Lady J

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
I knew there was something about you that I liked! :)
My father does the same thing! He is usually exhausted by the end of a day...but like he says, "In a good way!"
Enjoyed this one, Fee~
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
Gorgeous Fee~Now can I come to the mall and sit on yer knee?
I might be a tad on the heavy side, but I promise I wont whine in your ear....HEHEHEHE

Naughty little Imp
:)

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
FEE - RIF - FIC !! So clever, so well done, and ever so much fun!! Yo Notsosecret Admirah xOxOxOxOx

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
Oh Fee,
Now I do know why I love you so...This is so wonderful
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
That beard is getting there and I can tell how much you're looking forward to this. Have a great time with it. Hopefully, your own grandkids won't give you away.
Are all the elves openings filled? LOL.
Nice post for a morning smile.
Sweets--RaeLynn

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
OOOOOOO Santa Baby! I have been so naughty, not nice. Do I still get to sit on yore lap and will you give me a candy cane? LOVE YA! SC

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
LOL sounds good
bet your really cute in your santa suit
nice early share Big Smile

Reviewed on October 27, 2007
Good for you, Santa Felix; you will be one dandy Santa! Ho, ho, ho to you too!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

I do have but one wish: I wish the TRUE Reason for the Season--Jesus Christ--would be celebrated instead of all the commercialism! That's what I'd want--oh, that, and peace on Earth!!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
I think this is a wonderful time to hear from you as you will be the soooooooo perfect for the job. I can't wait to give you my list for Christmas. Great write Cuz.

Love ya Cuz XOXO, Rose

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
awe...ho ho ho to you

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
you will be awesome!!love the visual

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
Santa - I've been a really good girl. I'll email you my list since you live so far away. Else I'd deliver my request in person.

Kathy

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
Would that Ho Ho Ho,, be with a bottle of rum????

Merry Christmas Santa,

MN hugs, Christine (yes I have been a good girl)

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
Ho Ho Ho Are you Santa?
Well Santa I mail my Christmas list to you!!
If you have it ready please drop it by lol
This is a great ho ho poem
I love it!!!
Love Peace and hugsss...Morning Star

Reviewed on October 26, 2007
awwww so cute love this write. Getting into the holiday spirit Mr. Perry Claus. :)

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
OOOOOO Santa! Would you bring a Thomas The Tank Engine train set for Galen? And let me see all the country with my new job? I'll write my letter soon. Just thought I would get in my wish list first.
Love,
annie


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