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Little Girl Blue
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You gotta love the country girls...


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Little Girl Blue


By: Redneck Fee


 


Oh little girl blue does your momma know


You’ve been telling lies and breaking hearts


Making them crying eyes just overflow


 


Oh little girl does your daddy live in fear


You’ll find the boy Momma warned you about


Maybe he’s standing right round here


 


Oh little girl blue is your Granny blind


Sitting quietly there in her rocking chair


If I kiss you, do you think she’d mind?


 


Oh little girl blue why does your grandpa grin


Oh shit is that your Daddy with a shotgun


Hounds at his heels, making that awful din


 


Oh little girl blue one more kiss my lass


Damn gotta go real quick now


Before I feel a boot up my _ _ _ _!


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Little Girl Blue"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on February 18, 2008
LOLOL < too funny mate, i loved this, right up my alley....
Watch out fer granny, shes more astute than Daddy or mommy put together...Old she bat fer sure.
Hugs Cherrypie

Reviewed by Sanja Dayslink (Reader)
Reviewed on February 11, 2008
Oh, Fee -- how funny. I enjoyed this one. Good to laugh atleast once a day. Thanks for sharing.

Sanja xo

Reviewed on February 11, 2008
You are amazing!
I enjoyed this this, felt myself take spoons to my kneee!!! My Sweet Fee!
Great hee haw song!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings and Hugs, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Sheoxoo

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
LOL he better run fast
Very enjoyable Fee
Ron

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
You can bet the howl of a hound dawg would be on your tail and a few blasts from a shotgun right behind him too. They don't fool around down in the holla Fee...unless, of course, you're kin.

Love and blessings!
Susan

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
LOL! Great poem to showcase your sense of humor, Fee. I enjoyed this one. The imagery is humorously strong! Hugs~
Sheila

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
I love your picture. It must have been taken of you in your younger days. lol The poem makes me smile, and it a great read first thing in my morning.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on February 9, 2008
Now this made me laugh, what a better way to start my day, humor is always the answer. Love the write cuz.

Love ya, Selena

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2008
LMAO...thanks for adding more laugh lines to my face...enjoyed your humor...take care dear friend...Hugs,Peggy

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
Hmmmm, do I sense a shot gun wedding coming up shortly?? Cute and lively write, leaves one with many smiles....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
This was cute. Thanks for the smile, Fee.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
good ole k-twang...

thanks for the grins and snickers

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
I got my laugh for the day, very cute Fee, love holly

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
Oh my,you are too much..love this, wonderful writing sweet Fee,glad to be back to read your sweet writing,,I have missed ya..stay safe and well...HUgsssss

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
I love it Felix, sure got this sore face with a smile on it. Thank you for sharing.

Love ya face Cuz XOXO, Rose

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
a fun write--yup, better run!

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
Fee you better run for the hills
Lol you've heard of a shotgun wedding right
I love the great imagery and vividness
And great flow!!
I Love these Awesome write!!
Peace Love and hugsss...Morning Star

Reviewed on February 8, 2008
ROTF, LM*O!!!!!!! Too funny!!!!!! Well done, Fee.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
lmao!!
Better take that banjo of yours and get the hell out of dodge! I don't know how deep into the woods you went to find your redneck girl, but Daddy and Grandpa might be the same person... lol
Love,
Becca~

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
lol,,, This is awesome!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
Fee, you are getting there...to be a redneck I mean, but only if you can play a mean banjo.

Georg

Reviewed on February 8, 2008
LOLOLOLOL

Delightful write, Redneck Fee; y'all are a hoot an' a holler! LOL Very well penned; bravo!! *clapping*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Send this to the Grand Ole Opry!!!!! LOL


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