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Won't You Baby Me
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Laying in guest room bed (so as not to keep my working wife awake) under a mountain of blankets, with a mountain of used kleenex beside the bed, and hurting all over as I feel like I am going to cough up a lung I finally came out to write this song...feeling sulky at 2:34 in the morning.


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Won’t You Baby Me

By: Fee

 

My poor throat is sore and raw,

First hot then its cold I be

My nose is red as Santa Clause

Oh I need someone to come and ba…by me

 

I throwed up all that I ate

My bones all throb and ache you see

I’ll keep Kleenex workers in a job

Oh I need someone to come and ba…by me

 

Tylenol needed in Costco size

Chicken soups and Vitamin C

Dam that flu shot didn’t work

Oh I need someone to come and ba…by me

 

Twenty blankets on my bed

I’ve never felt such misery

Need a cold cloth on my brow

Oh I need someone to come and ba…by me

 

A body warm to snuggle up

This sulky I don’t want to be

Lord, please make me better soon

Oh I need someone to come and ba…by me

Oh won’t somebody come and ba…by me

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Won't You Baby Me"
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
I hope you feel better soon! Love and Hugs:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Debra Baker
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
Lol...Love it! Sounds to me like you need a beautiful Nurse...Seriously, if you are down with the flu Fee, I'll be thinking of you...I'll even say a prayer for you...

Reviewed by Mary Coe
Reviewed on April 26, 2008
Such a cute write. Hope you're feeling better soon. Feeling all that misery; you really need someone to ba...by you. Flu shot didn't work for me last year so I skipped it this year. Feel better soon.

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
I love it!! Im sorry you're feeling so sick
Yes I do agreed with you you need your love to baby you!!
Its the best medicine!!
I will keep you in my thoughts and hope and pray
you get to feeling better soon!!
Peace Love and Hugessss...Morning star

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Oh Fee, I am so sorry you are feeling poorly and suffering so. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers until you recover and feel more yourself. Godspeed....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
AAAAWWW, alot of babying will do you so much good. Get well soon, we'll miss your postings!!! You need some of my awesome immunity, send me an email....(seriously)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Felt this crappy for weeks....hope you feel giddy soon again!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Oh you poor fellow! I swear I'd rather have a broken arm than a cold-- how I hate that drippy nose, swollen tonsils, stuffed-pepper-head feeling. I can certainly share empathy with you. Mamaaaaaa! --Charlie

Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Sleep and NyQuil dear man! Feel better soon, Deborah

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Fee, hope you're feeling better soon!

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Ah, no fun whatsoever - been there, too! Don't forget to disinfect your keyboard.......and may wellness find its way to you!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
I could put you in a swing with a bottle of whisky,, that might knock you out,,lol,,, Get better Fee,, I feel for you as I too had this darn flu.
Love, Chistine

Reviewed by Sanja Dayslink (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
You need some TLC by the sounds of it. I am sure that some loving soul will provide it to you. Watch your health, the heart when injured needs extra attention to get back from where it used to be. Take it easy, lots of rest and fluids. You'll need your strength back for when your muse pokes its romantic head again. Take care my dear.

Much luv and a bowl of soup
Sanja xoxo

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Poor Santa! Good thing you're sick now, and not at Christmas time. I'll send old Jersey Reindeer right up there, with a bowl of chicken soup!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Poor baby, Hope you are feeling better Cuz. They say plenty of rest and fluids will help.
You take a few days to tend to you. Better get well soon only a few weeks when you and Deb come to visit.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose

Reviewed on April 25, 2008
(((Fee))),

Poor baby. :( Hope you get to feeling better, soon - you sound like you're miserable. Karla's chicken noodle soup ought to do the trick ...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Well, sweet Fee I hope you start to feel better real soon,and yes I would certainly babie you sweetie...stay warm,drink lots of fluids..and remember we all LOve you OK sweetie..now go to sleepieeeeeeee...Hugsssss,Lots of love to you

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Fee,

Get well soon. Plenty of rest, aspirin and much fluid is all one can do for you. Peace, Love and God's Blessing Always, Paul.

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
The flu sounds awful, but the song makes it sweet. Writing is like vitamin C.

Axilea

Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Awwww, is wittle Fee-Fee sick?? I am sorry to hear that; hope you feel better soon! You are in my prayers! Not fun to be sick, but this is an adorable write!! Thanks for the smiles today; very well penned!

(((long distance HUGS))), many prayers, and much love~

As always, your Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on April 25, 2008
Now this is a man's song - a woman's song might go 'I need someone to baby him' while i've got the flu! Sorry that was extremely sexist of me and i shall go put myself on the naughty step :)

Cute song Fee - take it easy, and don't do too much too soon - there was a flu bug here on the Island that the school break tourists brought with them in Feb- knocked out half the population for weeks, haven't been that ill, for a long time, but it was a comfort to share remedies with each other - my Landlady still has my Eucalyptus oil!

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on April 24, 2008
I hope you get better soon. Loved this poem.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 24, 2008
Anacin Extra Strength do it to me when that cold tries to knock in my door, so, I recommend it to alleviate the symptoms...baby you? are you kidding me?...put a couple of thousand miles from my nose! ! !
Get better well and don't give us no more funny things with your health.

Georg

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2008
sweet Fee, I'm sorry you are not feeling well and you do need to be babied :( I had a bout with the flu two weeks ago and it knocked me off my feet for five days. Get some rest and take lots of fluids ... take care ...

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 24, 2008
awe--so sorry you are sick-chicken soup, fluids, you know...nice sappy song!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 24, 2008
PS: May not be posting for a few days...


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