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Jolly Hockey Sticks
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Jolly, jolly, hockey sticks
Stolly, stolly, jockey hicks
Holly, holly, stockey jicks.
Hic!
The juniors drank the sherry punch
Left over from a liquid lunch
Miss Holland (who is ever thrifty)
Had the day that she turned fifty.
The mistresses were pretty haughty
Said the juniors had been naughty
Juniors full of punch aren’t steady
Stockey jatch is hosst already!
Hic!

I never played hockey at school... but they do in books!

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