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"Here's the result of your feedback form..."

I never filled one out.

"I saw your profile on the internet..."

What's this all about?

"Remember me - we chatted..."

No. We never did.

"Here's the file you asked for..."

You think I'm stupid, kid?
Are you sending me a virus, or is it just a worm?
I wish I could send my opinion. I wish it would make you squirm.
Hasn't your mother ever told you lying isn't nice?
The internet has its spammers, just as cattle have their lice.
Why are you offering Russian brides?
Don't you know I'm female?
Why are you trying to enlarge
Bits of me by e-mail?

"Here's the result of your feedback form..."

It really gets my goat.
You know where I'd stick that feedback form?
Down your lying throat!



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Reviewed on February 15, 2003
LMAO! Very funny....And thanks I needed the smile....Dani :)


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