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Smoking Or Non-Smoking
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Every place you go there is a smoking or non-smoking section, except in restaurants these days. What would happen if you were asked smoking or non-smoking when making a doctor's appointment?
Somking Or Non-Smoking by Barbara Lynn Terry "Hello? Yes, I would like to make an appointment." "Alright, would you like morning or afternoon?" "I would like the afternoon, please." "When would you like to come in?" "How about Monday." "I'm sorry the doctor isn't in on Mondays." "Alright, Tuesday then?" "Yes, and what time? We have a one o'clock." "Oh, that would be perfect." "And would you like smoking or non-smoking?"

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on December 10, 2010

Doesn't sound too far off...e

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on December 5, 2010

Very interesting.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 4, 2010

My doctor has a big sign you cannot miss in her waiting room. It reads "Thank You For Not Smoking". VEry good entertaining writing.

Namaste
Tony

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 4, 2010

Here, it is all non-smoking no matter where you go. Thanks for provoking thought, Barbie. Love and best wishes,

Regis

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