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Ladder Climbing
by Mary Grace Patterson → (All Poetry by Mary Grace Patterson)
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On Dec 13, I decided to replace some icicle lights hanging from the lanai. They all said "NO", don't climb, wait for some one younger to do it. I tried to be ,SUPER MOM, and here's what happened.........

Cimbing up the ladder high
Climbing up toward the sky

Gotta fix some Christmas lights
So they'll work exactly right

Reach out carefully through the air
Replace burntout bulbs here and there

Coming down I missed two steps
Can you guess what happened next?

The ladder tipped, began to sway
I hung on tightly all the way

I hit the grass with a thud
Luckily it was soft, almost mud

A fractured ankle I sustained
Needless to say, I won't climb again

(for a while)

  

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 Reviews of "Ladder Climbing"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on November 22, 2022
AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, AREN'T WE ALL SO GUILTY OF....NOT LISTENING?!? COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH WORSE AND OF COURSE, THANK GOD FOR THE COMPLETE HEALING. BUT THE VERY LAST LINE IS WHAT BROUGHT A CHUCKLE FOR ME...'FOR A WHILE'. AMEN...AND WE PRESS ON, INDEED! THANKS FOR THIS LIGHT AND LIFTING SHARING, MY FRIEND. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
A cute and clever telling of your mishap. I love the 3-word note at the bottom, which shows you are honest. Maybe the sitting time will mean more writing for us to enjoy!
I hope it wells completely and swiftly.

Connie

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 18, 2008
Oh MaryGrace you sound like me, never listen with your ears always doing from the heart, great write and hope you are doing better. I was on crutches for over eight weeks last year. Thanks for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
oops...ouch...well wishes!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Oh MaryGrace I would like to say you should have listened to sound advice, but I am afraid I would have done the same thing. Sure hope you are feeling better and getting around a little easier these days. God Bless you sweet lady.....

Be safe
Karen

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Ouch! That hurts!!! Hope you are on your way to recovery now.

Sandie May :o)

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
ouch!! so sorry

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Mary, it's good to see you back on AD...I've been away some myself but had to take time to read some of these fine AD writers writings. You could have broken your neck...a fractured ankle is bad enough...I do hope you heal soon. Liked this poem, it had lots of excellent images and good rhyme.

Reviewed on January 17, 2008
(((MaryGrace))),

Ow. I'm sorry about the ankle...could have been worse, though. Good to see your funny bone wasn't broken. :) Love the self depreciation in these lines. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

And welcome back--you've been missed!

Reviewed on January 17, 2008
WHOOPSIE!! Sorry 'bout the fall; glad you weren't seriously hurt! Glad you can laugh about it; glad I didn't see you fall; if I had, I would have laughed my ass off! Sorry, know that is not nice, but everytime someone falls, and I know they aren't (seriously) hurt, I can't help it! I am just like my grandma in that regard! As an example, my twin sister fell once--on cement, landed on her CHIN--, and I howled! She got mad at me! LOL She said her chin hurt for weeks; she may have had a fracture in her chin! It could have been a lot worse!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Nice to see you again, Mary; you've been missed!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 17, 2008
Luck you are young at heart
sorry to hear about this misfortune
your guardian Angel was on duty
and did his job well, God Bless you
Love & Peace be with you

William


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