Sorry My friends for my latest tale

Sadness envelops me all too well
I don’t even think I will rhyme so swell
Deep depression may make me skip a verse
Right now I wish I was the rider in a hearse

My little world has imploded within
And my best buddy committed the sin
After I rescued Goo from slavery
My friends threw a party for my bravery

I decided to introduce my Sweet Goo
To my dear friendly good crew
The party was exquisite in every detail
Except for Pokey who kept shaking his tale

He took one look at my Sweet honey
His eyes popped out and got all runny
Goo gave a giggle and flicked her blond curls
And started to flirt like she was one of the girls

My jealousy was raging green as can be
But of course you would never notice it on me
I tried to stop it by asking her to dance
But all she was interested in was Pokey’s pants

Maybe it was too much Kool aide or punch
but Pokey was looking at her like she was lunch
they pranced and danced the whole night through
as I sat and witness the losing of My Sweet Goo

my rose colored glasses now stained and marred
my heart feels like it has been burnt and charred
I have no reason to live another minute
Maybe suicide is what I will commit

So sorry to say but the saga is complete
My writers mind is a field void of wheat
I can not tell another humorous story
Until I find another who will give me glory

So farewell to all my friends at AD
I will only come back for female company

No I am not leaving the site
That just wouldn’t be right
I’m just lonely, especially at night
So I just don’t have anything to write.

Someone help me!! Bring me back
Don’t even care if it’s lust in the sack
Just need a woman to have and hold
And warm this heart that is so cold

Up yours Pokey and Goo, your story’s told

(Sorry the devil made me do it)