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Where's the Pork?
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
Monday, October 9, 2017 Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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'Tis the season the time to bob for apples.

Where's the Pork? He's porking someone else dear He's thinner and sucks his gray daddy queer He likes it dipped in beer in the rear Tired of breast feeding He's weaning feeding milky testicle kneading Craving goose-pimpled apples 'tis his season for breeding Users are seldom life mates for real They get what they want vying for CEO stamp seal The secret's out another man's copping a big apple feel ©Sage Sweetwater

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 10, 2017

This one looks like a Weinsteiner� Inspired!

Sure glad I don't like beer. Most resourceful and filled with sexual innuendo--cool.

Ron

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