Two Nights Before Christmas

It was two days before Christmas and I was at the brink.

My toilet bowl was clogged and my bathroom sink leaked.

Oh’ plumber, come help us, please get here soon.

Please come dash into our home and fix our bathroom.

But we called and called and the plumber never came our way.

So we got out some tools and fixed the plumbing the same day.

Then we cancelled the work by the company that didn’t show.

They were surprised that we stopped their scheduled workflow.

The receptionist asked, “Are you unhappy with the service that we provide?”

I commented, “What service?” and I waited a minute as she replied.

“Dear sir, I need to know what to write on this work order? What should I say?”

I said, “Say that our John was fixed by John the Plumber;  Merry Christmas and have a good day!”

Amen