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Water Skin Skiing?!
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This ski trip could have ended in a disaster but instead it was a funny and memorable moment in time.

Once upon a time, I was water skiing and I told my boat driver to slow down I was giving her a thumbs down but she thought it was thumbs up So she throtted the boat faster instead of slowing down I was going so fast that I could not hold on much longer When I let so of the rope I hit the water hard and so did my bathing suit It was gone and suddenly I was in my birthday suit! On board the boat, the ladies all laughed! Well, I had a spare suit on board so she thew it by I'll never forget that day I was shy, my face turned red, and I knew why... You see- that lady driving was my daughter! Now you know the rest of the story... LOL John Michael

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Reviews of "Water Skin Skiing?!"

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on August 10, 2013

Too funny!

Reviewed by J. Roseline

Reviewed on August 2, 2013

nicely put , funny episodes do happen in everybody's life.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on July 30, 2013

Hahahaha....too funny! Thanks for the smiles, John.

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 29, 2013

I've swam in my birthday suit, but I never tried skiing in it - sounds quite refreshing!!

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on July 28, 2013

A funny bone John
Thanks for sharing
enjoyed reading
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on July 28, 2013

This had to be a very funny moment! 'Good thing you had those extra trunks in the boat!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 28, 2013

I read this before, but it's still funny. I took some nasty falls on water skis, but never came close to losing my suit over it. On the other hand, skiing naked, especially with my girlfriend as the boat driver, is quite appealing. Now that I think of it. If I took a spill, it would be better to be wearing a jock strap. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on July 28, 2013

I've adjusted a few bikini tops underwater but, have yet to lose one....good cautionary tale! :)

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on July 28, 2013

Come on, John. Tell us why all the ladies were laughing...
On second thought, please don't! :)

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on July 28, 2013

Embarrassing moments.

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