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Impossible Person!
by John Michael Domino → (All Poetry by John Michael Domino)
Monday, January 8, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Yes, imposible! Just ask his wife!!!LOL


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There is this person that I know inside out and all too well

He’s imperfect, with as many cracks and faults as the liberty bell

 

He has a big belly pouch with a profile like a bump on a log

He’s messy and sometimes looks like an unkept shaggy dog

 

He can be grouchy, fussy and grumpy at the start of the day

He can be thoughtless, forgetful and impolite in many ways

 

He can be stubborn, self-centered and can eat like a fatted calf

He can be indifferent, relentless and loud with his funky laugh

 

His biggest fault of all is he thinks he can fix things all by himself, alone

That’s when he messes things up and finally calls for help on the phone

 

But he has a good heart; he means well and has good intentions you see

He’s one of a kind; God made him in His image, just like everyone else…

 

This work in progress, truly impossible person is Me.

 

© 1/7/18, John Michael Domino

 

 


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 Reviews of "Impossible Person!"
Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on February 13, 2018
Join the human race my brother! If you are not describing me, it sound a lot like me! Good work, I to am a work in progress! Peace!!!

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on January 15, 2018
MOODY, THAT NOTED INFLUENTIAL, BIBLE PROFESSOR AND SCHOLAR SAID(PARAPHRASING), 'I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE THAT CAUSES WE SO MUCH TROUBLE...AS ME'. TO BE ABLE TO ADMIT THIS IS A WONDERFUL SPIRITUAL FREEDOM THAT MANY SINCERE FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST, SUCH AS YOURSELF, ENJOY. THANK GOD FOR HIS MARVELOUS MERCY AND GRACE 'CAUSE WE WON'T BE A 'FINISHED' WORK UNTIL WE ARE SAFE IN 'HIS' ARMS. THANKS FOR SHARING, MY DEAR BROTHER IN CHRIST. MUCH LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH TO YOU AND YOURS...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on January 12, 2018
I bet that inside that grouchy exterior beats the heart of a Teddy bear............I bet~!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 11, 2018
It's good to know one's limitations.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 9, 2018
You not only know yourself inside out, you know yourself upside down from the photo hanging above your poem.

As we age and start to notice this stuff about us, it's a wonder to behold why the women in our lives seem to love us more and put up with all that we represent. Go figure…

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on January 9, 2018
You're still reading my mail. Maybe someday we won't be impossible.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 9, 2018
I don't see you as impossible at all


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