Should everybody pardon me for scribbling this one, still laughing after been told in great details by a five years old greatgrandaughter about her mischievous little cat and her father filling other details not to small girls consumption.
But it goes this...
From the top of the neighbors fence
he sings, he yell and say MEOW?
driving unstoppably everybody bonkers,
is name is Caruso, that's a pussycat!
Doesn-t matter if it's raining,
or the night is cold, or with moonlight,
perched over that wooden fence
Caruso will be singing its lungs out.
The Vet said, "neuter himm!!! it will help"
getting for his troubles a mighty scratch
and a C high note you won't believe
coming from the deeps of so little cat.
But all bad things come to an end,
and Caruso sings no more by midnight,
since he went to dandy wearing
a big shoe, size eleven, for a hat.
Enjoyed this write...a humorous write indeed! I had a dog that once wore a hat, well not really a hat, it was a football in it's previous life...our boxer bulldog who was a really big baby loved to play ball, she bit the ball a little harder than she thought and it deflated, she still loved it and we often found her sitting in the yard with the lop sided football on her head, she looked like she was wearing a bikers helmet...enjoyed this write my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Very nice write I can almost
Pictured the cat wearing and the big
Shoe as a hat this one is very funny George
I truly enjoyed reading it brought
Some smiles to my day!!
Love And Peace to you always...Morning Star
Oh I know the sound of that meeeeeeeeoooow in a different pitch each time you say SHUT_UP....my darn cat is going on and on and on for days now...I am sure the vet can do with some nutz to feed the dog!!
Welcome home, but poor kitty!! LOL What gets me worse than cats yowling is cats fighting: *cringe* that's a sound loud enough to wake the dead! Good one, enjoyed.
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#2 If he survived, did he commence to singing the next night?
Cute picture, and it shows another of the cat's talents, fence-sitting, no easy feat.
I love his name--so fitting!
Connie
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Enjoyed this...
Pictured the cat wearing and the big
Shoe as a hat this one is very funny George
I truly enjoyed reading it brought
Some smiles to my day!!
Love And Peace to you always...Morning Star
Richard
Regis
Love Tinka
funny
Walt
Eileen
Welcome home, but poor kitty!! LOL What gets me worse than cats yowling is cats fighting: *cringe* that's a sound loud enough to wake the dead! Good one, enjoyed.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Thanks,
Dan