My derranged brother PeeWee invited me to a pink decored cavern promising me a orgy...yeah right!!!!!!!!
And a Poetry Festival????!!!! he nuts or som'thing we don't know?
Well to teach him a lesson I kind of "borrowed" his rosy picture (if you see good, HE TOOK A BATH!!!!!!!)
How can a man without teeth say cheese
without smiling with a toothless smile?
will he have success with the pretty ladies
if he didn’t shower a row of pearl whites?
Cheese is for a mouse not a Neanderthal
Red-blooded horny dude that you invite
to have a meal with the old buddies,
not with cheese-canapés you dumb sap!
I didn’t left my cozy and overloaded cave
to come here to this fancy decorated one,
I was expecting a wall to wall with women,
and not to come here and watch my mouth!
PeeWee, this sissy cavern of yours I see
been taken over before anything could start,
by one mean Apache, and now I know
where it when our beloved poker night.
I see there no heads for my nine-iron club,
you have cheat me once to many times,
if you no produce very quickly tender meat,
gonna get mean brothers kicking on your sides.
"Hey Jersey lil’brother! don’t give Rufuz
more of that damn cheese it made him fart!"
Oh yeah!!! blame it on the dog...I have heard that before. LOL Don't be expecting any self-respecting women to be lining the walls for the likes of smelly, nasty cavemen. Nope, we have our own caves, set with the finer things in life, like excellent cheese and bath tubs. Cute poem, Georg...you are doing your part to keep the party alive.
Take care,
Sherry
Great Write Edvard...
But I gotta answer Annie's review here.
Annie, you see wimmin, are like a drink for an alcoholic...
One is too many ....and a thousand are never enough..lmao
Neanderthal the Elder! How many women do you need? The cheese is fine, the wine divine. Where did you leave your teeth? La Belle has the melted cheese in her Fondue. We can coat some french bread for you!.
Love,
annie
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
Them is fighten words...that derranged brother of yours is sure to kick ass. Be safe older brother, love ya, Holly
Georg, your writing has taken off to a new level. You are really getting good; I look forward to reading you every day! Very well done; love the pic! BRAVO, take a bow, (((my friend)))!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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Love Stinky
enjoyed Georg...
John
Dog fart - whewwww! where's the limburger stuff, need this for room deodorizer.
Kathy
Take care,
Sherry
But I gotta answer Annie's review here.
Annie, you see wimmin, are like a drink for an alcoholic...
One is too many ....and a thousand are never enough..lmao
Walt
Love,
annie
I will contiune to read and enjoy
Peace to all you cheezy cavemen & momen
William
gonna get mean brothers kicking on your sides.
I somehow knew you would get ornery, and try to disrupt the gala Creek Cave festivities, Brother, so I invited my secret weapon to join us.
You Lucky Dog, You!!!! Oh, and Congrats, too!!
You never fail to entertain us with your poetic genius.
Thank you for another fun write.
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
HUBBA=HUBBA BABY! LOVE YOU! SC
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Fee