To my friend Andy Turner, sometimes also with Personal Computer blues, but always a friend you can count to share a laugh.
God bless our Andy.

Andy wished to have a girl
to love as his very own…

after many years of searching,
suddenly, he finally found
that, being irresistible to ladies
they will chased him up and down;
Casanova eat you little heart
England has got a stallion,
a little bananas perhaps
but always in very good humor,
as a gentleman must be when
rubbing elbows with us around.

Then one day he became famous,
considered a first class “long” shot,
with a stamina of a Minotaur
and endurance which will no stop,
not strange then that from that day
the chase for Andy was on
by many willingly virginal maidens
trying to get down on his favors,
without realizing they were fighting
just for a premature one shot pistol.

Andy wished to have a girl,
to love as his very own…