We don't wanted to be involved in the fracas, but our lil'brother was mauled by a quack, and in this family no strange can come with a shovel, that means work! and ain't go take none of it, ye hear?????

The hair silver foxed Witch Doctor
in her water bed like the Titanic went
no life boats big enough to contain
so much malice, it was quite an event,
we couldn’t but have the last of laughs
with all of us three, the brothers Ed.

The wicked Doctor had a sharp shovel
and kept on hitting her mattress as well
trying to make extra holes for the brothers
the raising water left no place to comment
because so much fiery fire that witch had
and a lot of water to fill was needed for her.

She saw us coming through the window,
through the floor and on the door Jersey Ed
which was by now laughing himself silly
after smoking a pound worth of content,
as PeeWee and I mourned for the departed
Jersey Devil wasn’t showing proper respect.

As we were going from that dungeon house
we saw holding brooms her so ga-ga girls
a collection of wrinkles you wouldn’t believe
together they must add a few thousand years,
for us, innocent younger brothers, winning
as it is customary in our wars hear all yer?

Don’t even try your hand to this mean brothers
because we don’t take no dumb prisoners,
you gonna remember, and then forever, that we
walked all over you without any of fancy footwear
as we don’t bathe very often as our Mom wishes,
smelly feet up yours…is all you will ever get!!!