I told you fools that deadbrain brothers of us help the Witch from the hole and now thanks to him she is everywhere, don't say I didn't warn you!
And they are carryining plenty of pills...
For those unbelievingly nincompoops
that her demise so easily them bought
I have plenty of hard news coming
from the Witch Doctor herself to you,
because our lil’brother full of dumb piety
save her from her bed to go and drown
getting a shovel on his big dense head
as the She Devil exit grabbed and whoosh,
from the around surrounding Ed brothers
something to remember she become.
Aided by a group of broom totting elders,
women that better times never ever got,
the geriatric delinquents started working
making of Dr. Bonnie many many clones,
so, when you whack one of them you get
another one up you rear fast to come,
like fleas in a dog those damn replicas
your life, your peace and your home
will take over thinking “no prisoners”!
like a bubonic plague is what them I call.
Beware my dear brothers and sisters
the clones are coming marching home,
because that idiotic Ed like to be a hero
after she pulled over his eyes the wool,
she ain’t dead but much alive monster
“she sweet and innocent”? my foot!!!!
her clones will be riding in ambulances
roaming on hospital’s long corridors
looking for more victims like Jersey Ed,
to torture, to enslave and devilish maul!
Who said it first? HUH? Who said, "She ain't dead!" ???? HUH? I know this woman...and you ED's have nothing on her and her superpowers...besides...she is like the Farrah of Charlie's Angels... she is Dr.Bonnie...and... this woman has angels at her side....hehe... I told you she has that rhinestone studded pearlhandled machetti...and a rhinestone pin that she hides in her XXXXM hooter/catcher/holder...hehe... she leads a double life that woman.... so... finally... ya'll get it!!!!! hehehehehe... lindalaw
Well said Ed
Have I been gone that long???
Did I miss something Here???
Hoping to stick around more often now
I think I am finally settling into the quicksand
Peace brother Georg
William
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Dr. Bonnie...oh myyyyyyy she's going to kick some butt dont ya think..LOL...cute real cute sweet man...take care (me thinks) your going to need it..HUgsssss
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
The Evil Dr. Bonnie sounds like a Texas politician. Maybe running for president next. Being clones would be handy for voting :-)
I seen a redcoat flitting by me a few minutes ago, carrying some shrivelled, unkempt, and uncuth, yank, would that be Jersey, I don;t know, I have a suspicion for he smelled like a skunk a mile away, i have to talk to Fee, to see if they passed by his place,,, we gots so many Refusniks up here, it could be anybody........ hang in there brother if I hear anything I let you know. Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2008
Sounds like you are pickin a fight with Dr B!
This is funny writing and I laughed.
CarolHawks
Think you know huh...? Think you have all the answers, huh? Well, you'd best just hope Doc Bonnie is actually dead, as if she isn't I wouldn't give two cents for your head...ed
OMG, you cut me to the quick, here I am mourning for good ole Dr. Bonnie and you defame her name like this. You will be sorry Ed the Elder for if she is alive and kicking your a.. is the first one she's goin after. He who laughs first laughs last. Please repent and save yourself my old dear friend before it's too late. Great write though, I'm impressed really impressed. Love, Bonnie aka a friend of the late-doc Bonnie
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Have I been gone that long???
Did I miss something Here???
Hoping to stick around more often now
I think I am finally settling into the quicksand
Peace brother Georg
William
Ted
This is funny writing and I laughed.
CarolHawks
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D