This one is in response of our Bonnie May poem "Forgive us Fee" and be sure all of you gals that the brothers Ed will find ways to protect our little brothers everywhere.
If only all of you could only shut up and let us drive in peace...

Ode to Bonnie’s Hubby


Patiently driving his car hubby was
all dressed up for Halloween at Fee’s
respecting all the road’s many laws
with passenger practicing being a witch
giving him all kind of direct orders
on how to drive from there to here,
that man wasn’t have a angel costume
but he deserved to be one with wings.

Wives, girl friends, mothers or whatever
should learn to be good, shut up and sit
lying back and enjoying the great ride
before the driver gets tired and throws a fit
with your fannies getting be plenty warm
by an energetically applauding hand, his,
and you ain’t gonna get to no party fast
if you go from being a witch to a bitch.

Hubby will get help from the brothers Ed
car invention a buckled up so magnifique
that will improve our safety on the roads
if hubby learns to use them properly,
no more distractions, “left, right, stop!
watch the front car, the exit you will miss…”
Bonnie’s hubby as our new saint proclaimed
by a proclamation from the Pope to be.