This is a response to that back stabbing brother of my that had the impertinence to call me a rat for protecting the good name of my pal Jim whose reputation was in peril by all those smooching going on between our renegade brother and "innocent" (?) Bonnie.
Nobody will believe that I have a brother
which is so ungrateful that it make me to cry
in frustration in front of our dear tender Mom
after all I done for that snotty little fithy rat,
which we would have done the world a service
if we had strangled at birth the dirty smelly brat,
but noooo! nooo! PeeWee went to say, “stop!
we need something to beat from it the crap”
so we let live that ill scented snake from Jersey
and it was with much regret and great chagrin.
Now lil’brother is time to tell the good folk of
being ready to commuted to the House of Mad,
cos you are like a crazy raccoon on marijuana
and a New Jersey’s most proud of all skunks,
but sadly I must say, representing our family,
you was the one that make our big Mom to cry,
shame on you lil’brother, cos you at least could,
for appearances sake, take that promised bath,
and I know who will be washing your tonsils
with plenty of green soap for calling me a rat,
you can blame PeeWee and Mean Tall Woman
your elder brother didn’t do it, he is a saint!
If you loving Ed's brothers didn't squabble
among yourselvs we wouldn'e have enjoyable reading
Thanks guys for sharing your loving affection
For each other
Peace be with you all
Well there were eight in our family and no fighten to be had or else we'd get slpped up the side of the head by Mama. You boys say you're sorry come on a good ole hug will make all things right.
Hey, I'M SORRY, but pickin's round here abouts have been thin, no road kill to speak of, no cars hitting deers, what's a starving devil from Jersey to do...?
When I have not eaten in a while I start to get these visions, I have no idea where they come from, but I start to see you as the heavy...just dreams, Georg, they can't hurt you...;-) ed
Hold on one minute here!! Pee Wee and Mean Tall Woman are not to blame - and I never, ever make dear old Mom cry.
PS And please change the title of this to: 'Jersey Ed...the ungrateful brother.' I'd sure hate for dear old Mom, or for anyone else, to think that you're talkin about me!
PPS: Where did you find that picture of Jersey??!!
OH my a feud goin on here at AD, your poor Mom is propably crying like never before...first time she heard you were going to take your brother out when his was a baby. Oh Repent my friend, your momma needs you guys to get along. Swallow that big pride of yours, this relationship needs a hero. I nominate you...Love and hugs, Bonnie
Most enjoyable reading... "Ed...the ungrateful brother" is an intriguing composition with a spicy taste, and a witty feeling.
I salute You, Poet.
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on November 15, 2008
Well, Edvard, you were doing fine until you got to the "saint" part, a title which some may find just a tad misleading and maybe even verging on being a smidge untrue ...
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
among yourselvs we wouldn'e have enjoyable reading
Thanks guys for sharing your loving affection
For each other
Peace be with you all
William
Newfie hugs, Rose
When I have not eaten in a while I start to get these visions, I have no idea where they come from, but I start to see you as the heavy...just dreams, Georg, they can't hurt you...;-) ed
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PS And please change the title of this to: 'Jersey Ed...the ungrateful brother.' I'd sure hate for dear old Mom, or for anyone else, to think that you're talkin about me!
PPS: Where did you find that picture of Jersey??!!
Your Wonderful Brother,
Mr. Pee Wee Ed
Most enjoyable reading... "Ed...the ungrateful brother" is an intriguing composition with a spicy taste, and a witty feeling.
I salute You, Poet.
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Good one, Georg :-)
Ted