And the saga ends (for now) not because the Law prevails but because all the implicates are too doo-doo to se to it of doing a good show, although, the girls are the ones winning the pennant!
Our sis Tiger Lily will the Brothers Ed hole up
in her Sacramento ranch where she makes wine,
and to summon all our unselfish and brave friends
we had Medicine Woman Amber to do a dance,
but practical Edvard didn’t believe in hocus-pocus
so he resorted to most modern way, a telegram!
And they started coming, pissed off as you will,
with rifles and Pacemakers and throwing knives,
with Indian fury Lil’Ratle Snake Southern Comfort,
Legionaire Emile, Bonnie and Marcia Wild Life,
swashbuckling Walt and Musketeer Cop William,
and running to every tree, Rufuz the Wolf, leg high.
La Belle Rouge, Becca, Jill, and Praying Mathys
coming to reinforce our flank the ladies of the night,
Scotsman Lounbury already over Chief Hightower
for some poetry done about Scotland’s “Brave Man”
like the Brothers Ed hadn’t enough troubles to cope…
arrived Regis with Andre to make things law “right.”
Well, we cant forget the dirty vermin Canuck posse
belligerent standing from the ranch on the other side,
Gun n’ Roses Tideout, Bird Whisperer Jasmin and Fee,
renegade Californian Flying Fox Ted’s dumb posse
with Doc Bonnie and that Hanging Judge, George C,
and brimstone Preacher Loonville getting a big laugh!
Kentucky Joyce couldn’t attent but like a good friend
she sent to Ole Edward a nice horse called Secretary,
which was taken down by Kimmy and Sandie May
with the help of a Somali desert wanderer as Abdi,
Liana with her troika took Art Sun and Morning Star,
Randy couldn’t come, and don’t forget brat Crissa C .
With Karen’s Bob taking the pictures for posterity
the Terrible Texas Twins were all gun-ho for a big fight,
but we had a clever sister that after talking with Mom
decided to serve both sides combatants plenty of wine
on a day more hot than a Devil’s Witches cauldron,
sweat and thirst is no way to start an avenging bash.
And that was the end of the Wild Wild West story,
although he could say much more our ole Edvard
but let a few secrets be to yet another brawl story
that the good folk down to few generation will pass,
when Sacramento got the wind of a great noisy party,
with two enemies parties showdown too drunk to fight.
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Reviews of "Wild Wild West Showdown in Sacramento (The End)"
Dear Georg, I didn't know how talented you are. Wow! I thought I knew you, but not like this, where the smile? Keep writing for your next birthday, maybe I will come to Sweden too. Emile
So much better to get drunk enough that there is not enough energy to fight and the drinking probably made everyone forget what they were gather for in the first place. Not to worry though, Bob photograph has it all saved for posterity.....
All I can say, I hope that poor horse an mule isn't pregnant now, and we need to open up another zoo full of strange wildlife, maybe have a shower for the Eds, God Jersey would hate that would'nt he, ha,
I knew sooner or later this would come to an end, Joyce only sent one horse to cause more anguish between you three brothers, thinking you would run towards the law to rat on each other. Well I'll tell you boys now you will hear from us again.
I doubt that old Sacramento will ever see the likes of such an epic 'war' again, brother. Good old Sis makes some mighty fine wine. But she did say that the old Canuck posse drank far more than their rightful share!
PS How come Joyce only sent you a horse??!! Thank God that Sis gave me her old mule. See you and Jersey up in El Dorado.
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Cryssa
Enjoyed the series..lots of fun entertainment for these cold winter nights
Be always safe,
Karen
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Fee
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
*One of the terrible Texas twins.*
The Newfie Guns N Roses
PS How come Joyce only sent you a horse??!! Thank God that Sis gave me her old mule. See you and Jersey up in El Dorado.