Li'l brother Jersey Devil Ed is spoiling for a war which PeeWee ED & Ole EDvard (peaceful as they are) don't wish to start but pass the honors to that harebrained Space Cadet of ours to give his first best shot!
But he should watch it out, 'cause Ma, Tiger Lily and Mean Tall Woman are in cohorts with Bear Paw, Amber, La Belle, the Texas Twins, Joyce Ky, Karen, Morning Star and a few others to make it more fun and games!
Ain’t no place to go to have peace,
a brother in Jersey out of his mind
a Space Cadet with Colombia herbs
taking him from here to outer-space,
and yet, the irresponsible ninny is
all but spoiling to start a mother fight,
provoking yours very peaceful truly
and brother PeeWee that is a saint!
Well, Chicago got hotted for PeeWee
after Snake Island caper with the wife,
I got trouble with Swedish Constabulary
after thousand bottles of rum I “found.”
didn’t believe it was for own consumption
saying that nobody could drink that much,
they thought about free accommodations
in one Swedish Homeland Security House.
My peaceful self I approached of PeeWee
that mean woman of his on the war path
bringing her a present, a feather boa, which
after Snake Island…she went for me scalp,
now are two brothers running on the lame
going to Jersey Devil Ed’s, brother little one,
hose of all wonders over dirty radial tires
with plenty room for brothers, but not bath!
Ladies and Gentlemen of AuthorsDen
the proverbial dice someone has cast,
we gonna see if out there are takers
‘cause the mean brothers will you fight,
the gentlemen kind of get on retreating,
the ladies we all prefer to be “au natural,”
but for God’s sake wear something decent
when you hear the steps of our Mammŕ.
Nothing like the continuing saga of the Ed Brothers family feud and a few others thrown in as well...this gets better by the day...keep em coming my friend!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.
Well as the long dog days of summer draw nearer it seems the Ed War is about to begin...think I'm just going to wait and see how the wind blows and then stay up wind till the smoke and farts clear.
Fee
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2009
Well,what have I been missing around here....sure sounds like brothers (Love) too me ...LOL...always a pleasure to read you sweet man..missed ya...keep smiling...Hugssss
Darn it Edvard,you gonna let lil devil start a war he can't win? Why don't you and pee wee reign him in? Guess me an ma and the girls will have to step in and stop this nonsense before it begins! I just got word from Pee wee to watch out for you guys,cause he's goin away!Dang it, I don't want to get caught in your darn fights,so I'm askin you please, dear ole edvard the peaceful one,(ha what a joke)to stop jersey Devil, before he starts shooting!
This looks like at least you, Edvard have declared war
On Poor Defenceless Jersey Devil Ed
I hesitate to get involved but I'm sending bullet proof depends to Jersey Devil
That should at least cover those dreaded misfires LOL
The buzzard
I tried to this war avoid,
because you old guys acted al annoyed,
NOW you want the war even though pee wee is going fishing in a void,
So now you are gonna have to wait till again I get myself paranoid...e
It seems our old brother Jersey always starts 'itchin' for a fight when he knows it's time for his yearly bath! But Ma just made him take a bath since he's heading for a Baby Shower soon, so he's probably already had the fight washed out of him.
As for me, I'm headin for the deep dark woods tomorrow since Mean Tall Woman is still on the warpath about Snake Island - and it's best I disappear for awhile!
But if you're gonna start this war before I get back, I hope you take lots of pictures of these 'au naturel' women warriors!
Georg I have only been away for three weeks and you brothers are at it again, It isn't safe for me to leave. You Momma will take care of you boys with a good wipping. Can't wait to get back.
Be always safe,
Karen
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.
LOL
Marcia
Fee
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
love
tiger lily
On Poor Defenceless Jersey Devil Ed
I hesitate to get involved but I'm sending bullet proof depends to Jersey Devil
That should at least cover those dreaded misfires LOL
The buzzard
Walt
because you old guys acted al annoyed,
NOW you want the war even though pee wee is going fishing in a void,
So now you are gonna have to wait till again I get myself paranoid...e
As for me, I'm headin for the deep dark woods tomorrow since Mean Tall Woman is still on the warpath about Snake Island - and it's best I disappear for awhile!
But if you're gonna start this war before I get back, I hope you take lots of pictures of these 'au naturel' women warriors!
Newfie Hugs, Rose