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Guests from Heavens (part five???)
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Due to the lack of interest this will be the last of the males invitees series, it was like peeing in the wind! Men are schmucks!
Maybe writing about witches-bitches will get more commentaries from the Amazons next time, cos it seems that not even literary Viagra can help my peers...


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We have invited George Carrol to help clean the joint
when Halloween is well and done and the sinners gone
not much fun after a noisy bacchanal to go repenting
if the vampire sits after sundown all for himself alone,
then it is good to have at hand a very trusty loyal friend
that can graciously help out of condemnation’s hole.

Tuchy Palmiery “The Exorcist” will be performing here
because I don’t want any Scot malign spirits as leftovers,
nor I want my Dark Castle to be haunted by intruders
when I have got raving Scandinavians ones with galore,
but going room to room searching for spiritual vermin
in a Castle with dungeon fungus, ain’t one of my chores!

To put asleep the Witches and Vampires wit insomnia,
Larry “The Preacher” Linville Sand Man’s Ambassador
will recite his most boring of any heard sophisticate tales
until the audience, if any, will be blessed with a stupor,
and great peace will descend again over all my dominions
with a lullaby sung by all the Canadian vultures in choir.

All the way from the dry deserts of the fair Somali land
is flying in an “Eagle of Hope,” Mohamed Abdi-Noor
after leaving ruffled, by the scourge, a few feathers back,
on an abandoned home that was ravaged by the war,
perhaps Halloween with so many grotesque a mask will
compensate with little make believe, the reality of it all.

You will find Edwin Hurdle meandering with angels,
he’s too gentle, someone all the Witches will ignore,
but we have invited here to the Swedish Castle Party
to see the other side of mad mad and crazy crazy world,
and maybe some rude Vampire coming at last too late
can get its thirst quench by tasting a little of his blood!

Finally, I will say I am very disappointed by the Guru,
Sahara Poet Andre Bendavi ben YEHU of been AWOL
one of the Witches thought of seeing his poor mirage
because my dragons ain’t smelled his likes for so long
that I hope he read this Zombies Haitian Curse for him
to get named for life one of our most beloved Senators!




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 Reviews of "Guests from Heavens (part five???)"
Reviewed on October 25, 2009
Can I be part of the Buzzard's Choir?? I do sing high soprano, you know! LOL

Cute write, Edvard; well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 24, 2009
I am with La Belle on this we will corrupt the good ones, just no room for goodies.

Your Newfie Friend, Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on October 23, 2009
Edvard do we have to invite the "Good" ones? Oh Well maybe we can corrupt them!!

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on October 23, 2009
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 23, 2009
Reading this piece puts a smile on my face.I enjoy it,take care

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 22, 2009
I think it is going splendidly Georg and have to say you have so far been the most gracious of hosts and ghosts to be. Well done.
fee

Reviewed on October 22, 2009
I am happy to have my magnifier of contempt with me
seems “Wee Willie Winkie” is sleeping….on his back no less…
His mushroom is a limp slumber….shameful!
Does he touch the divinity of forgiveness?
I spied on him earlier & he was touching prowling nymphs with his scrotal juice
….he needs a lot of mercy!!!

Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 22, 2009
And by the time it's done you will need some help out of that deep old hole you've dug yerself.

Reviewed on October 22, 2009
HEY!! You can't stop yet, I still haven't found the Buzzard treats
I'm sure you must have them hidden around here someplace
Not much of a host Georg, you even locked the liquor cabinet
No booze for poor old Buzz
The very dry Buzzard

Reviewed on October 22, 2009
A sad tale for sure, there is just too much goodness and propriety in all their hearts to compete with a scrundrel like you me thinks, don't you? And as for Ben Nemsie Ben Yehou, He was last seen on a camel in the desert smoking one, and as you know being as large as all that dessert is, he'll be a while, and coming to think of dessert, I find a great relationship to the dry winds blowing your way, you think? Darn and I was just getting into my element, Anyway hugs all way round! Jasmin Horst


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