Before everybody goes gaga, syrupy, nauseating cute with looooooove poetry for the occasion, I will remind the honorable gentry that not ALL are jumping on that wagon, cos...Big Momma don't need no chocolates to weight down the scales!
Chocolate’s day for all those blushing brides
five foot two weighing three hundred pounds,
looking yah with hungry wedding cake eyes
and her mother dreamin’ you are, “the one!”
cos wimin’ ain’t go past that fair opportunity
to hook a dumb looking fish just passing by.
Scarface had the best idea for Valentine’s Day,
find the no so cute Cupid hiding in your garage
waiting to ambush a sucker that didn’t remember
with bow, arrow and wearing that stupid smile,
decide then, where the very expensive red roses
you can shove in the small creep this time!
Demented felicitous...HAPPY 2010 VALENTINE'S DAY everybody!!!
lol, you my dear, have my sides splitting! demented...lol
Have a Fun Valentine's just the same!
Blessings Of LOVE! PEACE! and Joy, SOULFUL_PurplePaSsionsSHEEoxxo
I'm taking my Sweetheart to have a LOBSTER BUFFET! HE doesn't know... and 6 red rose chocolate pop, sitting in his favorite coffee cup, waiting for coffee, to be served when he awakes.
:) :) :) You are one delightfully demented chocolate, Georg. You never fail to make me smile. This piece is just soooo cute. Love it. Happy Valentine's Day!
LOL. You're all love that you just want to hide. You're not fooling anyone who knows you Georg. I'll bet you buy chocolaes and red roses and know just who to give them to.
Hugs,
Marcia
how cute...and yes, it's become a bit over the top hasn't it. I guess if I had a Valentine I would be writting a few words about it, and thinking back there were some good ones, You have a great Valentine's Day, LadyJ
the commercialization of Valentines Day is revolting.
I hate cupid - but I do love my wife dearly though.
Five foot two three hundred pounds?
That's a lotta humanoid to stuff
chocolate into.
I'm with ya here Edvard.
r
I'm with you boo boo.. Now I think they should package 12 packs of your favorite brew in heart shaped boxes that you can but for yourself! That's a valentine I can live with. Patrick
VALENTINE'S DAY???
I just spend the day hiding from stupid Cupid !!
I'm sure he is blind in one eye and can't see out of the other
He's very very old you know
Enjoyed the write Georg
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It's funny though, made me laugh
Happy "V" Day,
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Have a Fun Valentine's just the same!
Blessings Of LOVE! PEACE! and Joy, SOULFUL_PurplePaSsionsSHEEoxxo
I'm taking my Sweetheart to have a LOBSTER BUFFET! HE doesn't know... and 6 red rose chocolate pop, sitting in his favorite coffee cup, waiting for coffee, to be served when he awakes.
Lin
sooooey , soooooey, ???
Peace Brother
William
Lovelovelove,
Sheri
Hugs,
Marcia
gotta love it!
John
Carole~
I hate cupid - but I do love my wife dearly though.
Five foot two three hundred pounds?
That's a lotta humanoid to stuff
chocolate into.
I'm with ya here Edvard.
r
congrats on 800 titles
I just spend the day hiding from stupid Cupid !!
I'm sure he is blind in one eye and can't see out of the other
He's very very old you know
Enjoyed the write Georg
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Holy Cow and Yikes! I sure hope dear old Ma doesn't read this. I sent her chocolates and flowers. I guess you didn't.
Yikes!
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee