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Brothers Ed’s voodoo doll
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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As the sick baby boy was bored stiff and started complaining about snow and weather, we started to remember when he used to play with a what in a hurry we needed to call a VooDoo Doll...
(hope his Renè don't read this...or Ma)



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As Ma never seen one of those Barbie dolls,
she was more than surprised at Jersey Ed
when she caught him kind of playing off
in the privacy of the common brothers bed,
wassamatter with you guys!!! she hollered
ready to smack for no reason all three heads.

But Ma, said Peewee Ed trying to be smarter,
it is our voodoo doll, ask Ole Brother Ed,
no need to get so worked up for nothing
that doll is not even physically parts correct,
just something to have fun as we have no radio
after Pa hocked it together with your TV set.

Yore morons stealing from yer sis Tiger Lily?
no way Ma! said Ole Edvard, much offended,
why should be provoking that squealing brat?
we do not need another hole in our pretty heads
it is Jersey gone religious, you should be proud,
the mother an hillbillies preacher thoroughbred.

Not much clothes on that doll and I do not like
my precious younger one that is so innocent
to be drag to sin by two inconsiderate brothers
that should knew better, wiming with no threads
is no good for children moral, not in my house,
never mind if Jersey Ed is fifty five old in years.




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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 9, 2010
SEE, I told all you people on the den, that its them that makes me bad...they give me a naked Barbie & think it won't of me affect...I am the proverbial angel in a nest of devils...e

Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Reviewed on March 9, 2010
Very funny, Georg. You never fail to set my mood right and it's always a pleasure to tune in. Happy, happy birthday to you, my dear friend! May God bless your good heart with good health, friendship and more love. Peace and love in Christ. :-) :-)



Hugs and smiles,

Sheri


Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on March 9, 2010
Georg you always manage to put a smile
on my face with all yore brother Ed's poems
Your words bring all the images to
Life in this readers (me ) mind lol
i can stop laughing i love this stanza
Yore morons stealing from yer sis Tiger Lily
I love the entire poem LOL

Happy Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
What time is the party?

Wishing you many many more and sending you Peace Love and Light
And B.Day hugssssss...Yolie

Reviewed on March 8, 2010
Hi Georg,

You are too funny! Hey, maybe one of the other brothers "planted" the doll to make it look like it belonged to someone else. I don't know.. I'm just sayin.... LOL :-)

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
Too funny, should have just told her it was an action figgure lol..
fee

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
Thanks for the chuckles, Georg,

John

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
Thanks for the humor, Georg. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
That looks a lot more like one of them BoobBoob Dolls. Problem is when you stick your needle in the only curse to be heard is the one you utter because your needle got stuck and you were too embarassed to report it to the manufacturer until you saw your face on that milk carton. Patrick

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
Chuckle, chuckle. Hugs, J'nia

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
Cute Georg but we know as you brothers got older you were playing with REAL dolls and lucky Ma never caught ya.

Newfie Friend, Hugs Rose

Reviewed on March 7, 2010
where on earth is he sticking them needles, watch out for more eruptions from places of origin, ha,

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
That doll looks a lot like Roxxxy! Used for more than just voodoo. Watch out!!

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
Wow - all I can say.

~D.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
"Never mind if Jersey Ed is fifty five old in years"

Ho, Ho, Ho!!!

Poor old Jersey Devil Ed. I keep tellin him that you've got a hidden camera in his motor home, but he don't believe me - maybe he will now. You got a camera outside over there, too? You might now see him buryin poor old Barb!



Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on March 7, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva


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