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My Brothers Ed
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Being the only one of the siblings with a good heart, I want you to know that also I am the only one that loves them, weird as it will seems but around this parts there's a say about blood being thicker than moonshine...if you can believe it, that is.


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One is very fond of juicy road kill
the other is gonna lost into the wild
one is a really barbeque maverick
the other howls like a wolf all the time,
which drives our Ma round the bend
cursing the day them two she had.

Ain’t no see no jungle camouflage
until you see PeeWee wearing drags
supposedly to blend with the landscape
and no scare all the creatures around,
but look his picture, look at it well
if you meet him suddenly in the dark
don’t tell me you wouldn’t be charmed
by his out of this world drooling smile?

The other charming boy you can see
from PeeWee’s picture to the right
I took it when he was busy harvesting
BBQ road kill to serve with his fries,
even got a first shot eighteen-wheeler
with that peashooter that he call a gun,
and the only family young geezer
which is proud of never taking baths!

To be fair, PeeWee collect lost creatures
which people has mishandled pretty bad,
opening his house to a bunch of dogs
a howl, a squirrel, a parakeet and cats,
which convinced his Mean Tall Woman
that’s he is round the bend a long time,
but he means well just ask his flock,
a modern Francis of Assisi in disguise!

Of Jersey Devil Ed is no much to say
than he’s living and we all thank our God,
cos one day we hear he was very sick
but saved after been lying on his back,
which is a heavy blessing as the Devil
don’t want a hernia carrying a fat ass,
but you ain’t gonna have a better friend
wrapped in a brother and he’s all that!

My brothers Ed…
…one is very fond of juicy road kill
the other is gonna lost into the wild
…one is a really barbeque maverick
the other howls like a wolf all the time,
which drives our Ma round the bend
cursing the day them two she had.





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 Reviews of "My Brothers Ed"
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on April 16, 2010
You obviously spent a great deal of time incorporating and elaborating about the qualities of your brothers. Those are some really wonderful attributes that they have. lol GLAD they are your brothers and not mine. :) Kathy

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
I'm still hung up on the PeeWee in drag visual.

Reviewed on April 8, 2010
Georg, yer a riot! LOL No wonder I love you so much! Adorable write; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D *still laughing*

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
Very funny, Mister Georg. I especially like the picture of your brother ... the one with the missing teeth. Years ago, my wife and I bought our new son-in-law -- who at the time was a police officer -- a red-neck cook book that featured dinners made from road kill. Seems like the book would fit with your family just swell.
Mark

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
LOL! Hey, don't knock it unless you've tried it! Armadillo soup is pretty tasty, ya know!...and besides, this hat-wearing goddess is just that, and alittle road kill savory on the menus of my offspring would never turn a mama's love from her babies! :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed on April 8, 2010
I have been trying to stay off the road
The Great Canadian Buzzard, still buzzing

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
You do make me laugh. Thanks a bunch, J'nia

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
Ain't that just so nice of you, being the kindly oldest brother & showing us the love we thought you didn't have...must be the old age rearing its loving face...;-) ed

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
I don't see me enjoying road kill of any kind, in fact the thought of it will help me to lose weight Georg. Handsome fellow, I'm gonna git me one at least he's got one good tooth. LOL

Your Newfie Friend, Rose

Reviewed on April 8, 2010
I had thought about a series of photography with just road kill
I still may get to it...sorry your poem reminded me of coolness
that grosses people out...you do recall The Pestilence of Romance
inside me yes?
How could anyone not love your brothers?
Of course I do watch wife swap...so maybe those nose air type can't
but we all sure do...
..whatz wrong with howling? hummm.....them thar big city folk....

Reviewed on April 8, 2010
only a brother can how Relate to this I had three wild brothers and I mean wild. Thanks Georg For bringing them back for me Great work pictures and all
Your Pal
Tuchy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
but look his picture, look at it well
if you meet him suddenly in the dark
don’t tell me you wouldn’t be charmed
by his out of this world drooling smile?

Ho, Ho, Howl!! Did Ma give you that pic? It's one of my favorites - it shows my good tooth real good!!

As fer that Jersey Devil brother of ours, I hear after he had that refreshin Spring Bath in the Barrens, he's now gone Hog Wild collectin Road Kill all over New Jersey. And he says he's gonna send you and Sis a real big pot of Road Kill Stew.

Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
Ya gotta love family. I am about to embark on a cross country trip crowded into a van with two sisters and two brothers to go see another brother who is terminally ill. So family is important no matter if they smell or not...lol
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Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on April 8, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva


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