Only these words could be written by a "romeo!
You have lived enough to know the truth of woman

awww,thats not true,but if this makes you feel good or better its worth a ear...great write....keep smiling and chillin'...

Now why do men always think the worst? smile

Methinks you speak/write with a lot of experience, Georg! Now then, my friend...What would you do without us? :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

The truth about women in four lines. . .very, very clever, Sir.

Georg,when Fred says I am the most beautiful woman in the world, is he lying to me. Fred and I never fight, he hates to lose. When I speak it is usually to say something important like, "Do you want another Harley dear". I swear I make him the happinest man in the world, why because I always smile. A cute one Georg and I am so happy to see you back to yourself.

Your Newfie Friend Hugs XOXO, Rose

may the laughter never stop...I always warn about that...you'd rather hear us talk the wonder what we are thinking...hugs for you...

Well! It's nice to see that you are feeling better and have regained your sense of wit! Liked this one, Georg!

I see you are beginning to feel better and coming back to your natural senses...

Be always safe,
Karen

I've played the mirror one too many times. No happy ending there. Great to see you back.

THIS IS A LOVELY TRIBUTE TO US AND I AM MOST PLEASED AND HONORED. I CAN'T AGREE WITH THE FIRST LINE THOUGH...I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SOME BUT I 'WANT' TO HEAR THE TRUTH AND KNOW THAT I AM STILL LOVED IN SPITE OF WHAT THE 'TRUTHFUL' MIRROR SAYS. GEORG...PLEASE...TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND FOLLOW ORDERS. DO NOT TRY TO DO TOO MUCH TOO SOON...THIS IS THE BIGGEST CAUSE OF RELAPSE. NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU FEEL...TAKE IT EASY AND LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS, ESPECIALLY THE WOMAN(SMILE) WHO ONLY WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. THANKS FOR SHARING, MY DEAR FRIEND, AND MY PRAYER IS THAT YOU CONTINUE TO HEAL AND GET BETTER EACH AND EVERY DAY. GOD BLESS AND LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Georg, you must have written this under duress, maybe some blonde swedish nurse squeezed one of them knobbly things Kate mentioned.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

:)))))))) Totally adore that last line, Georg, and I have to agree with you - rather than fight - that that MUST be true! Nothing like a few ministering and bossy nurses to get that old pecker up and rekindle the inspirational Muse! They obviously didn't remove the twin knobbly things between your legs while they were at it (no, not your knees, silly!) though they might have been sorely tempted had they read this! Much happy laughter here from me and a BIG RELIEF that I don't have to run the Race For Life with you on my back again next year... I should therefore be able to do it in half the time knowing that you're back again now for double the distance! Welcome Home in body, mind AND spirit! Now we KNOW you're truly on the mend! xx

.... ;-)

Well said Georg.
A woman with nothing to say?
Let me know when you find one.

~W~

I love this ode to "woman," Georg. Nicely done. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Georg - you are incorrigible. That is only one of the great things about you.

Wow! The nurses inspired you to write the TRUTH about women. This brings forth an onslaught of laughter from me. Thank you!

God bless you,
Kathy

i like this!

New Proverbs according to Georg. I love. You are so sharp, with rapier whit. So glad to read you again. Now I'll shut up and just smile. J'nia, oh and maybe fluff your pillow?

Woman...without them can you imagine,,,??? OH, don't answer that..lol

Have you seen any really tasty nurses, Georg ? Best wishes to you

Laughing is always the best medicine. Try some and get the heck out of that bed....well unless you can coax a nurse:-) Patrick

You know Georg, You surely got this right!!! If only all men believed what you believe, we would be on the right track.

Hopefully, you are resting and taking good care of yourself...

I wish you peace, love and angel light,
Amber

Oh my, sure glad I don't look in the mirror too much huh..(Giggles)you are so good at being well you know LOL..Excellent writing..hope your feeling better..remember ..you must REST and get your health back.. ..stay safe and get well OK..Hugss
Love,
Chanti Lace

Just wait till the ladies on this site read that, you will be in for it then, and I don't think the one positive line at the end will make up for the other three...LOL, Ed

Excellent poem, and so funny!
Blessings,
Christine

Only great men can appreciate nature of women. I remember reading Mandela´s book when he was on hospital bed surrounded only by female nurses. he made same sentiments and expressions about women. Glad you can grab a paper and put some words on it to share them with us. Your friend the desert wanderar.

'Men shouldn't tell women the truth like a mirror does'---------EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

laughter is such a great sound
as are more intimate sounds
...lol "Men shouldn’t tell women the truth like a mirror does."

This is priceless Georg, so does this mean my bed head hair is not all that beautiful (as my mirror states) and rebuttals tells me otherwise?
I Knew It!! :)
..oh nosey business did they bath you Georg :)

I gave up tryin to fight with women long ago; it's much better to make 'em laugh!

Wisdom in each line. Rest and get well.

George

Hmnnn old buddy, I will go along with first and last but value my life too much to go along with the middle two lines...do you have a death wish....lol just kidding. Glad to see you back and with your wonderful wit intact.
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