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HOWDY CEDRIC
by Pearl Pennington Blevins → (All Poetry by Pearl Pennington Blevins)
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This is an answer to a poet's challenge letter from Cedric written in hillbilly Arkansas Slang!

Youn’s letter shore was a surprise
 We’ns  don’t git much mail
 Mable said why it was here at sunrise.
 She was some kinda  happy, I could tell.

 


We jest stay up her in this ole holler
Folks air afeared to come this way,
Ole Blue gits clean out of his collar,
If’n they come up the path night er day! 



When Mabel heared Mattie Mae had a sled
She tolt me to git her one or start fetchin
I’s been thankin bout that thar wood shed,
So’s I’m afixin’ to move the kitchen.


 


Last winter, we’ns had a big snow
Hit layed around here til nearly sprang
But, by golly, hit got rid of them bugs,
Now Mabel hain’t afeared of a stang!

 


Is you’ns younguns livin’ thar with us’ns?
I waz athankin they done went and left home,
Jess & Duey  growed up and went to fussin’
The holler twern’t enuf  fer  them to roam.

 


 One day jest fore sprang plantin time
 Them boys gits a hankerin to take off
 Mabel frets they waz still in their prime
 And should stilt be  playin up in the loft.

 


 We don’t raze much of nothin’ nomore
 Whats’ with them boys gone and all
 Ole Bessie’s tard and has a sore lag
 Me and Mabel air jest waitin’ fer the call.

 


 The Lord shore took a liken to me and Mabel
 We’s both been tolerable through the years
 Taint nary a thang much happin’ to tell
 We says er prayers fer we’s know he hears.

 


 Cedric, we’s best say er goodbyes fer now
 Youn’s write again  when youn’s can
 We shore will be waitin ter hear from ya,
 This letter here is from Mabel and her Man.



 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Reviewed on March 25, 2006

A lesson on social and historic linguistics can be learned through the magical poetic grand of "HOWDY CEDRIC".

The reading of "HOWDY CEDRIC" was a learning entertaining experience.

I salute You, Poet!


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Pearl,

Wahl, Ah declayer. :) I shure luv readin bout that there neck of the woods--thank y'all fer the memories. :) And your funny words--perfectly metered and rhymed :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :) *from Texas way*

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
An Excellent story and poem so well written of that thar neck of the woods.
Soundin' a bit like my Pappy, born thar in Texarkana.
Thanks Pearl. Bunches!!
I Loved this cutest letter poem and shar did bring me a great big smile and good feelin' inside.
You have the best ever. and I shar do hope you be feelin' as good as this poem made me feel. (c:)
Thanks so much Pearl.xo
Tracey
This is Great!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 21, 2005
Virginia slamming the hillbillies of Arkansas! Good to see the sensitivity train doesn't stop at your place. Give 'em hell, the rednecks!


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