I did not write this, its just one of those silly things that does the rounds every few years, but guys, after the year we just went through we all need a smile.
God's never heard of Belgium,
but loves it all the same,
for God is kind,
and does not mind,
He's not impressed by fame.
Let's just be glad God's heard of us, peons that we are. ;-) Yeah, won't we be surprised telling of how many stars we got and trackers we had to find it means nothing. Whassup, you devil? You treating Princess Janny well? If not, I can shoot fire from my eyes to England you know. Hehehehe.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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