1. Haiku in English

Haiku are fine things
but not always well suited
to the rules of Eng...

2. 'ear 'ear

Do old mens' ears grow?
Or is it their heads that shrink?
Ask them: they won't 'ear.

3. Disconnection

A butterfly flaps
its wings in the rain forest,
that's all, la,la,la

4. My England (Ian)

England, my England.
Held up in a gridlock I
miss the soaps again

5. Haiku to Autumn (apologies to Keats)

Season of mists and
mellow fruitfulness. Christmas
goods in shops so soon..

These are not haiku of course. When the #Japanese stop calling raw fish "food" I will stop making fun of their culture (and I'm still joking, my refusal to show any respect for Chinese of Japanese culture really stems from their attitude to women. I'm a pagan, I follow The Goddess.)