There was an Italian waiter
who dated a girl named Ruth Slater,
They did something that night,
it must have been right,
they’re still doing it twenty years later

There was a young man named Steve
who wore his heart on his sleeve;
he fell in love with a tranny*
a whore, someone’s granny
and married his cat we believe.

* tranny: transvestite or transexual

The effects of inernet dating
can turn out to be quite devastating,
your date’s obsessive neurosis
and acute halitosis
quickly kill any prospect of mating

A lady who was sophisticated
found Valentine’s Day overrated
when she discovered her lover
was slow to recover.
The love affair was soon truncated.

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